Outsourcing Parenthood
Thou Hast Conquered, O Boomer

Beverly Eakman

Two categories of parents emerged in the 1970's: those who wanted to rear children and those who merely wanted to have them. I first became aware of the distinction in 1972, about the time the feminist revolution was beginning its blitz­krieg through university campuses. I had been married about four years, and the stark differences in outlook between the two factions had a profound effect not only on the way I viewed start­ing a family but on my approach to teaching—my chosen career before escaping the profession for more satisfying pursuits.

My husband and I were among the first wave of baby boom­ers, born in 1946, at the end of World War II. Thus, we wound up oscillating, intellectually and emotionally, between the pre­war belief system and the advancing era of antiauthoritarianism. For me, the former attitude was summed up in the popular lyr­ics to the theme song of a 1963 film, Wives and Lovers:

Hey, little girl, comb your hair, fix your makeup;
Soon he will open the door.
Don't think because there's a ring on your finger,
You needn't try anymore.
For wives should always be lovers, too.
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you
I’m warning you.

Day after day, there are girls at the office
And men will always be men
Don't send him off with your hair still in curlers;
You may not see him again.

Translation: Real women don't wear jeans—blue, stone­washed, or otherwise!

I can still remember the words to every verse, though I never saw the actual movie. At 16, the lyrics alone made a huge im­pression on me. So, unsurprisingly, as a young wife, I seques­tered myself in another room if I was going to do my hair; never left anything as crass as a razor on the ledge of the bathtub; and tried, even when I was working, to have dinner fixed, the table set with candles, and to look presentable, no matter how tired I might have been. Some 60's-era wives were literally terrified of "losing their looks" to pregnancy.

But a different view was emerging. I was aware that, at other colleges, girls were throwing away their curlers along with their brassieres, wearing torn blue jeans, and eschewing makeup. A few even called guys for dates. Most had not quite reached the stage where they did not welcome flowers and an opened door.

Nevertheless, there were powerful pressures to buck convention. A youth-obsessed media was catering to, and actively spurring, rebellion against parents and societal norms. Where­as, in the 1950's, teen magazines and children's literature fed a young girl's desire to be "grown up" like Mommy—to wear high heels, maybe sneak a cigarette, dress up for dinner-danc­es, receive corsages, become proficient at something, mar­ry, and rear children—by the 1970's, these notions had been stood on their head. The goals had changed for both sexes—to dressing like a bum; resisting formal attire for every occasion; drinking until one threw up; sleeping around; and indulging in as much idleness as possible while still living off the largess of one's parents.

That lasted until boomers became parents themselves, at which point their own elders smiled and said, "Sayonara." What nobody counted on (except Pope Paul VI, who has more than been vindicated) was that the new attitude, combined with practicable contraception, would change the face of parenthood and family, and not for the better.

About the time my husband and I had been treated to the umpteenth display of childbirth films and breast-feeding from now-grown school chums and coworkers' wives—all of whom, it seemed, wound up divorced within five years—we realized a trend was afoot that would challenge our lifestyle and threaten our privacy. It may have been the Age of Aquarius, but the phil­osophical divide that resulted was neither free nor victimless. Sex came to be viewed as a recreational sport, and any babies became virtual trophies announcing an active sex life.

Exactly when we traditionalists, at first dubbed naive and im­practical by cynical professors and the media, morphed into "re­pressive, paternalistic reactionaries" is unclear, but these pejo­ratives seemed to peak with the Vietnam War.

Couples who wanted to rear children were (and still are) in­terested in watching their offspring discover an exciting and bountiful world; seeing them take their first tentative steps, and not only in a physical sense; and passing on the values, culture, customs, and traditions that compose what is often referred to as the "extended family" experience.

Couples who sought merely to have children were (and still are) interested in proving their sexual attractiveness. No matter what celebrities of this faction said to the contrary, they were, in reality, advocating outsourced parenthood. Such couples either gave no thought to childrearing, or they adopted the socialist be­lief that "parenting" (as it came to be called) is best left to pro­fessionals. After the initial hullabaloo of giving birth wore off, they inevitably carried on with endeavors more appealing than changing diapers and wiping runny noses. The "extended fam­ily" was just one more thing to get away from—unless, of course, one wound up down-and-out with no better alternatives.

In the late 1970's, the more well-to-do went further in their justification, explaining that youngsters were inevitably having more fun with their peers than with adults, thereby institution­alizing what the media had already manufactured as the "gen­eration gap." These "free-thinking" mothers felt they had done their job; they had "proved" their sexuality by enduring preg­nancy and childbirth (and had carefully recorded these private moments on film for public display).

By 1978, daycare was big business, and, by the mid-1980's, child experts were aggressively encouraging parents to enroll their children in "early childhood" programs so that the young­sters would be "socialized" and "ready to learn."

But a strange thing happened. Not only were the offspring of the boomers not "socialized"—in the sense of becoming gre­garious, well mannered, tactful, polite, fun, or even able to car­ry on a conversation—they were nervous, uptight, anxious, and torn by the mixed messages emanating from their various pre­occupied guardians. They cried more, threw more temper-tan­trums, fell ill when separated from their parents or peers, and were plagued with learning "disabilities." The more obnoxious they were, the less their parents wanted them.

I remember a particularly enlightening experience when we invited a couple from my husband's office to a barbecue at our home in 1978. As was customary (we thought), we invited the whole family. The wife asked, very tentatively: "Are you sure you want us to bring the children?" There were three of them, aged five to nine. I did not see a problem. "Well," the wife demurred, "they can be a little rowdy and inconsiderate."

Oh, c'mon, I thought. I teach ninth-graders. How bad can it be?

After they arrived, one child immediately set about open­ing all the cola bottles he found stored in our closet. The other young man kicked the coffee table repeatedly, right in front of his parents. The four-year-old girl interrupted and carried on continually; she finally settled for the company of our two dogs and, captivated, did not give us, or the dogs, any trouble. The couple spent the entire afternoon disciplining, or attempting to. We adults could barely communicate, much less channel the children into various activities.

"Good Lord," we said almost simultaneously after our guests had left. Is this what we have to look forward to as parents?

As a teacher, I was already beginning to have misgivings, but I chalked them up to having been an only child myself. When I was little, if a child merely cried in a restaurant, parents auto­matically took the youngster elsewhere so as not to disturb oth­er customers. I could remember being four, trying to get my mother's attention on a bus while she was in conversation with another rider. Frustrated, I finally yelled at the top of my voice. I was summarily yanked off the bus and spanked right there on the sidewalk. Embarrassed and chastened, I decided such be­havior was not a winner. Today, my mother would be arrested for child abuse, and my behavior undoubtedly would have es­calated to more audacious acts of defiance.

By the mid-1990's, long after I had left teaching, the other shoe dropped. Teachers and care givers could not stand these kids, either. Adults were being kicked, bitten, and spat upon by children as young as three. Teachers complained that six-year­olds came to first grade unable to count to ten, name the colors, or recite the alphabet, much less use scissors or sit still for ten minutes—yet most had been "socialized" in nursery programs aimed at making sure youngsters were "ready to learn."

At that point, the couples who had, all these years, actually coveted the company of their children were suddenly looked upon with suspicion. "Doing something for children" was supposed to mean donating money or volunteering. In an era when most parents stopped attending even the open-house rit­uals promoted by schools, the notion of actually teaching one's children at home was, well, just weird.

Traditionalist women were particularly weird. Homemakers (much less homeschoolers) "didn't have a life." Increasingly, such mothers were viewed as living through their children, not rearing them. Virtually no one, not even traditionalists them­selves, foresaw the ramifications of this worldview. Then there was the "sexy" issue. Traditional women (even those who did not "pump gas") were not sexy. They were "desperate house­wives," without the money.

By 2000, the established view was that parenthood was too much for a mere parent, married or otherwise—unless he had advanced degrees in behavioral psychology.

Few parents were aware of a thousand-plus-page landmark treatise in 1969 entitled the Behavioral Science Teacher Edu­cation Project (BSTEP), compiled by Michigan State Universi­ty, one of the government's official research centers for teacher training. BSTEP's purpose was to determine what kind of future world teachers should be preparing. The document predicted that, by the 21st century, drugs would be available to control behavior, alter mood, and even raise intelligence. It forecast that teachers would be "clinicians" and that education would be "based in the behavioral sciences."

Government quietly began taking steps to ensure this out­come—from its treatment of parents in the courts, to the con­tent of tests and surveys in the classroom, to the placement of psychologists in every public school (via the Elementary and Secondary Education Act of 1965). Within 30 years of BSTEP, every quirky conduct, and a few that could not even qualify as idiosyncratic, was remediable with "professional counseling" and a psychotropic drug. All a behavior needed to be was in­convenient or bothersome.

However, there was a catch. The parent who refused such treatments could be cited for "medical neglect." To child "pro­tection" agencies and the family courts, this was no different from denying insulin to a diabetic on religious grounds. In ef­fect, parents no longer had legal standing.

Montgomery County gained distinction earlier this year for revisions to its eighth-through-tenth-grade sex-education curric­ulum, which included a video of a young female demonstrating how to fit a condom onto a cucumber and warned of the dan­gers of unprotected sex and cheap condoms that break. It also taught that "sex play with friends of the same gender is not un­common during early adolescence" and, of course, that homo­sexuality is not a chosen lifestyle but a "given." Through the ensuing protests, the Montgomery County School Board insist­ed that parents still had plenty of time to provide input, yet no opinion contrary to the board's was considered. Although es­tablished policy actually encouraged parents to visit classrooms, it was trumped by newer state and federal codes that view par­ents essentially as breeders and feeders. As of this writing, pub­lic outrage has resulted in the curriculum being shelved for one year—after which the usual suspects will no doubt try another tactic to exhaust opponents, emotionally and financially.

Clueless boomer parents made their bed; today, all parents must lie in it. Boomers wanted to prove themselves as sexy breeders; 30 years later, these goods are being delivered. Once the boomers started outsourcing parenthood, government did what government does best: It took the whole nine yards.


Beverly K. Eakman is the executive director of the National Education Consortium, a columnist, and the author of two best-selling books on education policy.

The article above appears in the September 2005 issue of Chronicles: A Magazine of American Culture. It is used with permission of the editor. Published by The Rockford Institute, subscription information may be obtained online at www.ChroniclesMagazine.org